parking

heavenly cal lodge. get your shit together vail!

real life soap opera

ups stateline (deceased, don’t get on the list or this could happen to you!)

diner

denny’s (deceased, don’t get on the list or this could happen to you!)

pharmacy

rite-aid al tahoe (deceased, don’t get on the list or this could happen to you!)

local food

freshies. not very impressive food, decent service, ok parking

beach

zephyr cove aka jersey shore of the west

bar

shady side lounge. no sun. no free sunglasses

pro team name

the knight monsters. it’s so bad it’s almost kinda good

drivers

everyone from the bay area. especially prius’s and teslas

community college

ltcc - lost a button from a jacket just stepping on the campus. also responsible for one torn achilles tendon (not brad pitt)

most unknown annual whiskey tasting on june 18th 2023

stateline brewery

anatomically correct mural of a skier (in color)

the woods

shady hinge guy

claimed he was in LA with his grandmother but really just tryin’ to smash